Some people love trees. Other people REALLY love trees.

I’m trying to get out of the habit of blogging more than once a day, especially when I’m SUPPOSED to be writing gay porn for some anthology thingie that I’m trying to get into. But goldurnit, some facts are just too interesting not to share, especially when there are hilarious photos to go along with it….

women tree huggers

Gonna break me off a piece of that…

I learned something today: some people get off on trees. It’s called dendrophilia, and well, I think that’s fucking fascinating.

Now don’t get me wrong; I’m NOT making fun. Anything done by one consenting adult and their inanimate object of choice is fine by me. If you’re not hurting anyone and/or getting arrested for public indecency and/or trespassing, rock on. I doubt very much that the trees care one way or the other.

Wikipedia doesn’t have much to say on the subject…

Dendrophilia (or less often arborphilia or dendrophily) literally means “love of trees“. The term may sometimes refer to a paraphilia in which people are sexually attracted to or sexually aroused by trees. This may involve sexual contact or veneration as phallic symbols or both.[1]


And when Wikipedia draws a blank, well, you’re pretty much screwed, information wise. I did find some boring ass religious treatise that referred to the worship of various pagan symbols as phallic symbols, and how that only proves that all y’all pagans are going straight to HADES for being fucking perverts. *YAWN* Ain’t nobody tryna hear all that. I could probably find more if I was willing to do more than ten minutes of research, but sadly, I have a short attention span. I’d LOVE to hear from ACTUAL dendrophiles and get the scoop, but until then, I guess I’ll just have to giggle over the silly pics I found instead…


tree kissing


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