What is the DEAL with Straight Girls and Gay Porn?

 

I won’t even try to speak for the entire female population on this subject, so I can only tell you what the deal is with ME. The first gay porn I ever watched was a sex tape a friend of mine had made of himself and a smokin’ hot Marine going at it in the shower. A lot of people would find that awkward and strange, watching a video of your BFF banging some dude, but that’s just how it was with us. He could’ve flopped his dick out on the kitchen table and asked me to give him a critique and we would’ve just laughed about it.

 

Dick on table
Just don’t knock over my Mt Dew, dude.

 

It’s been twenty years, I don’t even remember how the subject of him having a sex tape came up. I’m guessing that we were probably at least a tiny bit drunk, and I probably made some off hand comment that was essentially, ” How weird would it be to be watching porn and come across a video of your friend getting down and dirty? lol”….Which my shameless, lovely, and most likely equally drunken friend would have totally viewed as a gauntlet thrown.

gauntlet thrown
Well, actually….

 

It was educational, to say the least. At twenty, gay sex was as foreign to me as hieroglyphs. I was a product of a very conservative family in a very small town, and if anyone was gay, they certainly didn’t speak of it in mixed company, let alone go into lurid details about it…which of course made me INSANELY curious about the subject. My friend was more than happy to provide explicit details, but figured visuals aids were probably the best way to learn.

 

 

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Always insert at proper angle.

 

 

Now, bear in mind, this was back in the days where it took half a lifetime for modems to dial in to the internet, and then you had to pay for that slow shit by the minute. Downloading a decent porn video took at LEAST half an hour, and GIFS weren’t even a thing, so we pretty much had to rely on videos. And let me tell you, from a woman’s perspective, straight porn from the 80’s that’s geared towards men is about as sexy as watching your grandpa eat a sandwich.

 

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Doin’ it 80’s style

 

 

Not so much. THIS on the other hand….

 

 

gay porn 80's
Still ridiculous, but in a hot way

 

Watching two attractive people have sex that they both seemed to actually enjoy equally was something of an epiphany for me, and I’ve been hooked ever since.  So much so that even as straight porn has entered into a sort of Renaissance era, where the female orgasm actually plays a part in at least a few porn vids here and there, I have to admit, that as nice as it is to finally see, gay porn still tends to be my go to. BECAUSE, for every hot video of some guy doing his level best to get his lady friend to scream his name in a good way, there are THOUSANDS of videos full of guys pounding away on some poor woman who looks like she’s balancing her check book the whole time. Gay porn is almost always a win-win.

 

And for those assholes out there who are saying, ” Yeah, but you’re getting all hot and bothered over someone who in reality wouldn’t look at you twice.” WELL, guess what? Odds are, so are you. 🙂

 

And oh yeah, read my dirty smut book. It’s awesome, and packed full of gay sex. Yeah, I went there.

 

 

 


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